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      <image:caption>A maroon graphic t-shirt laid flat on a light beige textured background, styled with safety goggles, gray sneakers, and a denim jacket. The t-shirt features the text &apos;STAND BACK! I&apos;M ABOUT TO USE STATISTICS&apos; in cream and orange lettering, with a small white scatterplot graphic below.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Black T-shirt featuring a luminous black-hole accretion disk above a small astronaut with Last Light lettering, laid flat beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sand T-shirt featuring a woodblock-style tardigrade, laid flat beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Navy T-shirt featuring an orange and cyan Lorenz attractor with CHAOTIC ATTRACTION lettering, laid flat beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Navy T-shirt featuring a retro sunset-colored ammonite inkblot, laid flat beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Floral Heart T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Black T-shirt featuring an anatomical heart decorated with colorful Mexican floral motifs, laid flat beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sand T-shirt featuring a vintage burette, flask, beaker, and laboratory notebook, laid flat beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sand T-shirt featuring a black-ink historical microscope patent drawing with handwritten labels, laid flat beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Seahorse T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Sand T-shirt featuring a black-ink seahorse study with anatomical labels, laid flat beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Navy T-shirt featuring a jewel-colored stained-glass-style dragonfly, laid flat beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
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    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Local Stardust T-Shirt</image:title>
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    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Raven T-Shirt</image:title>
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    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Field Notes T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Navy T-shirt featuring an ammonite, fern, and stone with FIELD NOTES lettering, laid flat beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Petri Dish T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Navy T-shirt featuring three colorful Petri dishes with CULTURED lettering, laid flat beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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  <url>
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    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Pressure Gauge T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Black T-shirt featuring a pressure gauge with UNDER PRESSURE lettering, laid flat beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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  <url>
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    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Bioluminescent Jellyfish T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Navy T-shirt featuring a vivid blue, violet, and pink bioluminescent jellyfish with flowing tentacles, laid flat beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
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      <image:title>James Webb Telescope T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Black T-shirt featuring the James Webb telescope with a golden hexagonal mirror and layered blue and lavender sunshield, laid flat beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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  <url>
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    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Carl Sagan T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Light Blue Carl Sagan T-Shirt featuring the approved scientist portrait and scientific motifs, laid flat on linen beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Ada Lovelace T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Navy Ada Lovelace T-Shirt featuring the approved scientist portrait and scientific motifs, laid flat on linen beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Nikola Tesla T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Black Nikola Tesla T-Shirt featuring the approved scientist portrait and scientific motifs, laid flat on linen beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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  <url>
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    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Jane Goodall T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Stone Blue Jane Goodall T-Shirt featuring the approved scientist portrait and scientific motifs, laid flat on linen beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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  <url>
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    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Charles Darwin T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Navy Charles Darwin T-Shirt featuring the approved scientist portrait and scientific motifs, laid flat on linen beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://insignificantfigures.com/products/alan-turing-t-shirt</loc>
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    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Alan Turing T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Sand Alan Turing T-Shirt featuring the approved scientist portrait and scientific motifs, laid flat on linen beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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  <url>
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    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Marie Curie T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Black Marie Curie T-Shirt featuring the approved scientist portrait and scientific motifs, laid flat on linen beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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  <url>
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    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Albert Einstein T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Black Albert Einstein T-Shirt featuring the approved scientist portrait and scientific motifs, laid flat on linen beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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  <url>
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    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Ada Lovelace T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Navy Stylized Ada Lovelace T-Shirt featuring the approved scientist portrait and scientific motifs, laid flat on linen beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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  <url>
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    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Nikola Tesla T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Black Stylized Nikola Tesla T-Shirt featuring the approved scientist portrait and scientific motifs, laid flat on linen beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Galileo Galilei T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Indigo Blue Stylized Galileo Galilei T-Shirt featuring the approved scientist portrait and scientific motifs, laid flat on linen beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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  <url>
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    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Charles Darwin T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Navy Stylized Charles Darwin T-Shirt featuring the approved scientist portrait and scientific motifs, laid flat on linen beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Isaac Newton T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Black Stylized Isaac Newton T-Shirt featuring the approved scientist portrait and scientific motifs, laid flat on linen beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Marie Curie T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Navy Stylized Marie Curie T-Shirt featuring the approved scientist portrait and scientific motifs, laid flat on linen beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Albert Einstein T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Navy Stylized Albert Einstein T-Shirt featuring the approved scientist portrait and scientific motifs, laid flat on linen beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Ada Lovelace T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Light Blue Ada Lovelace T-Shirt featuring the approved scientist portrait and scientific motifs, laid flat on linen beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Nikola Tesla T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Charcoal Nikola Tesla T-Shirt featuring the approved scientist portrait and scientific motifs, laid flat on linen beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Galileo Galilei T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Light Blue Galileo Galilei T-Shirt featuring the approved scientist portrait and scientific motifs, laid flat on linen beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Charles Darwin T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Light Blue Charles Darwin T-Shirt featuring the approved scientist portrait and scientific motifs, laid flat on linen beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Isaac Newton T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Charcoal Isaac Newton T-Shirt featuring the approved scientist portrait and scientific motifs, laid flat on linen beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Marie Curie T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Sand Marie Curie T-Shirt featuring the approved scientist portrait and scientific motifs, laid flat on linen beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Albert Einstein T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Light Blue Albert Einstein T-Shirt featuring the approved scientist portrait and scientific motifs, laid flat on linen beside safety goggles, sneakers, and denim.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>DNA Knitting T-Shirt</image:title>
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      <image:title>Saturn Sweeper T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Saturn Sweeper T-Shirt in Navy, featuring a tiny astronaut sweeping Saturn&apos;s rings, shown flat on linen beside safety goggles and denim.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://insignificantfigures.com/products/flytrap-dentist-t-shirt</loc>
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      <image:title>Flytrap Dentist T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Flytrap Dentist T-Shirt in Navy, featuring a Venus flytrap with a toothbrush, shown flat on linen beside safety goggles and denim.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://insignificantfigures.com/products/recursive-microscopes-t-shirt</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-11-03T18:58:47-08:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
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      <image:title>Recursive Microscopes T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Recursive Microscopes T-Shirt in Sand, featuring a sequence of smaller red and gold microscopes, shown flat on linen beside safety goggles and denim.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://insignificantfigures.com/products/terrarium-astronaut-t-shirt</loc>
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    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0732/4906/3065/files/terrarium-astronaut-t-shirt-light-blue-custom.png?v=1792732421</image:loc>
      <image:title>Terrarium Astronaut T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Terrarium Astronaut T-Shirt in Light Blue, featuring an astronaut carrying a lush plant terrarium, shown flat on linen beside safety goggles and denim.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://insignificantfigures.com/products/clockwork-heart-t-shirt</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-11-03T18:58:47-08:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0732/4906/3065/files/clockwork-heart-t-shirt-sand-custom.png?v=1792732539</image:loc>
      <image:title>Clockwork Heart T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Clockwork Heart T-Shirt in Sand, featuring an anatomical heart with a wind-up key, shown flat on linen beside safety goggles and denim.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://insignificantfigures.com/products/lung-gardener-t-shirt</loc>
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    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0732/4906/3065/files/lung-gardener-t-shirt-sand-custom.png?v=1792732735</image:loc>
      <image:title>Lung Gardener T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Lung Gardener T-Shirt in Sand, featuring lung-shaped trees and a tiny gardener on a ladder, shown flat on linen beside safety goggles and denim.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://insignificantfigures.com/products/moon-inflation-t-shirt</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-11-03T18:58:47-08:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0732/4906/3065/files/moon-inflation-t-shirt-navy-custom.png?v=1792732800</image:loc>
      <image:title>Moon Inflation T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Moon Inflation T-Shirt in Navy, featuring an astronaut inflating the Moon with a pump, shown flat on linen beside safety goggles and denim.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://insignificantfigures.com/products/jellyfish-vibes-t-shirt</loc>
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    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0732/4906/3065/files/jellyfish-vibes-t-shirt-navy-custom.png?v=1792732845</image:loc>
      <image:title>Jellyfish Vibes T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Jellyfish Vibes T-Shirt in Navy, featuring a jellyfish wearing headphones above the words No Bones Just Vibes, shown flat on linen beside safety goggles and denim.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://insignificantfigures.com/products/bottled-storm-t-shirt</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-11-03T18:58:47-08:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0732/4906/3065/files/bottled-storm-t-shirt-navy-custom.png?v=1792732889</image:loc>
      <image:title>Bottled Storm T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Bottled Storm T-Shirt in Navy, featuring a thunderstorm inside a glass flask with a tiny umbrella-carrying figure, shown flat on linen beside safety goggles and denim.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://insignificantfigures.com/products/ammonite-turntable-t-shirt</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-11-03T18:58:47-08:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0732/4906/3065/files/ammonite-turntable-t-shirt-sand-custom.png?v=1792732933</image:loc>
      <image:title>Ammonite Turntable T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ammonite Turntable T-Shirt in Sand, featuring an ammonite shell on a turntable, shown flat on linen beside safety goggles and denim.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://insignificantfigures.com/products/chameleon-painter-t-shirt</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-11-03T18:58:47-08:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0732/4906/3065/files/chameleon-painter-t-shirt-sand-custom.png?v=1792732992</image:loc>
      <image:title>Chameleon Painter T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Chameleon Painter T-Shirt in Sand, featuring a chameleon painting its curled tail beside color swatches, shown flat on linen beside safety goggles and denim.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://insignificantfigures.com/products/lunar-climber-t-shirt</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-11-03T18:58:47-08:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0732/4906/3065/files/lunar-climber-t-shirt-navy-custom.png?v=1792733047</image:loc>
      <image:title>Lunar Climber T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Lunar Climber T-Shirt in Navy, featuring an astronaut climbing a cratered crescent moon, shown flat on linen beside safety goggles and denim.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://insignificantfigures.com/products/galaxy-snail-t-shirt</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-11-03T18:58:47-08:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0732/4906/3065/files/galaxy-snail-t-shirt-black-custom.png?v=1792733101</image:loc>
      <image:title>Galaxy Snail T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Galaxy Snail T-Shirt in Black, featuring a snail with a luminous spiral galaxy shell, shown flat on linen beside safety goggles and denim.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://insignificantfigures.com/products/octopus-chess-t-shirt</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-11-03T18:58:47-08:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0732/4906/3065/files/octopus-chess-t-shirt-sand-custom.png?v=1792733124</image:loc>
      <image:title>Octopus Chess T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Octopus Chess T-Shirt in Sand, featuring an orange octopus playing chess, shown flat on linen beside safety goggles and denim.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://insignificantfigures.com/products/saturn-turntable-t-shirt</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-11-03T18:58:47-08:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0732/4906/3065/files/saturn-turntable-t-shirt-sand-custom.png?v=1792733187</image:loc>
      <image:title>Saturn Turntable T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Saturn Turntable T-Shirt in Sand, featuring Saturn and its rings on a turntable, shown flat on linen beside safety goggles and denim.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://insignificantfigures.com/products/deep-thinker-t-shirt</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-11-03T18:58:47-08:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0732/4906/3065/files/deep-thinker-t-shirt-sand-custom.png?v=1792733263</image:loc>
      <image:title>Deep Thinker T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Deep Thinker T-Shirt in Sand, featuring a whale reading a book above the words Deep Thinker, shown flat on linen beside safety goggles and denim.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://insignificantfigures.com/products/octopus-science-t-shirt</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-11-03T18:58:47-08:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0732/4906/3065/files/octopus-science-t-shirt-navy-custom.png?v=1792733333</image:loc>
      <image:title>Octopus Science T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Octopus Science T-Shirt in Navy, featuring a smiling orange octopus holding a flask between the words I&apos;m a Sucker for Science, shown flat on linen beside safety goggles and denim.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://insignificantfigures.com/products/black-hole-astronaut-t-shirt</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-11-03T18:58:47-08:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0732/4906/3065/files/october-2026-2-D03-navy-mockup.png?v=1792773973</image:loc>
      <image:title>Black Hole Astronaut T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Navy Black Hole Astronaut T-Shirt featuring the approved Black Hole Astronaut artwork, shown flat on a neutral linen background.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://insignificantfigures.com/products/space-probe-t-shirt</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-11-03T18:58:47-08:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0732/4906/3065/files/october-2026-2-D05-light-blue-mockup.png?v=1792774027</image:loc>
      <image:title>Space Probe T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Light Blue Space Probe T-Shirt featuring the approved Space Probe artwork, shown flat on a neutral linen background.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://insignificantfigures.com/products/spiral-galaxy-t-shirt</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-11-03T18:58:47-08:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0732/4906/3065/files/october-2026-2-D07-navy-mockup.png?v=1792774066</image:loc>
      <image:title>Spiral Galaxy T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Navy Spiral Galaxy T-Shirt featuring the approved Spiral Galaxy artwork, shown flat on a neutral linen background.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://insignificantfigures.com/products/moon-earth-t-shirt</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-11-03T18:58:47-08:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0732/4906/3065/files/october-2026-2-D09-navy-mockup.png?v=1792774119</image:loc>
      <image:title>Moon Earth T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Navy Moon Earth T-Shirt featuring the approved Moon Earth artwork, shown flat on a neutral linen background.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://insignificantfigures.com/products/tectonic-moving-co-t-shirt</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-11-03T18:58:47-08:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0732/4906/3065/files/october-2026-2-M4-navy-mockup.png?v=1792773771</image:loc>
      <image:title>Tectonic Moving Co. T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Navy Tectonic Moving Co. T-Shirt featuring the approved Tectonic Moving Co. artwork, shown flat on a neutral linen background.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://insignificantfigures.com/products/mitosis-copy-shop-t-shirt</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-11-03T18:58:47-08:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0732/4906/3065/files/october-2026-2-M6-navy-mockup.png?v=1792773856</image:loc>
      <image:title>Mitosis Copy Shop T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Navy Mitosis Copy Shop T-Shirt featuring the approved Mitosis Copy Shop artwork, shown flat on a neutral linen background.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://insignificantfigures.com/products/dinosaur-meteor-t-shirt</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-11-03T18:58:47-08:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0732/4906/3065/files/october-2026-2-A6-light-blue-mockup.png?v=1792773920</image:loc>
      <image:title>Dinosaur Meteor T-Shirt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Light Blue Dinosaur Meteor T-Shirt featuring the approved Dinosaur Meteor artwork, shown flat on a neutral linen background.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
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